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Hillbilly Horoscopes	The Prater's Creek Gazette 22nd Issue Summer 2009 Page #5
All Horoscopes This Issue Are From The Carpenters Greatest Hits!! CANCER (JUNE22-JULY22) Bless the beasts and the children for in this world they have no voice they have no choice LEO (JULY23-AUGUST22) Why do birds Suddenly appear? Every time you are near Just like me They long to be close to you VIRGO (AUG.23-SEPT.22) I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation And the only explanation I can find Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around Your love's put me at the top of the world LIBRA (SEPT.23-OCT.23) Long ago, and, oh, so far away I fell in love with you before the second show. Your guitar, it sounds so sweet and clear, but you're not really here SCORPIO (OCT.24-NOV.21) We go on hurting each other We go on hurting each other Making each other cry Hurting each other Without ever knowing why SAGITTARIUS (NOV.22-DEC.21)Talkin' to myself and feelin' old Sometimes I'd like to quit nothing ever seems to fit Hangin' around nothing to do but frown Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down. CAPRICORN (DEC.22-JAN.19) There's a kind of hush All over the world tonight All over the world People just like us are fallin' in love AQUARIUS (JAN.20-FEB.18) I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation And the only explanation I can find Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around Your love's put me at the top of the world PISCES (FEB.19-MARCH20) Ah You know I can't smile without you I can't smile without you I can't laugh, and I can't sleep I don't even talk to people I meet And I feel sad when you're sad I feel glad when you're glad ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL19) There was a man, a lonely man who lost his love through his indifference a heart that cared that went unshared until it died within his silence TAURUS (APRIL20-MAY20) For all we know We may never meet again Before you go make this moment sweet again GEMINI (MAY21-JUNE21) So it's one more round for experience And I'm on the road again And it's going to take some time this time Which reminds me of a joke. A rock and roll guitar player dies, and then finds himself in a room with other musicians who are about to play. The bass player looks around the room and there's Jimi Hendrix on guitar, Buddy Holly on guitar, Berry Oakley on bass, and Ian Stewart and Nicky Hopkins on keyboards, and an empty drum kit sitting there. The recently deceased musician exclaims, "This must be Rock and Roll Heaven!!". Jimi Hendrix replies, "Uh, not quiet". Just then Karen Carpenter enters the room, sits at the drums and says "OK boys, 'Closer To You' 1,2,3,4"

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