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Today's Weather	The Prater's Creek Gazette " THE UPSTATE'S SHINING COMMUNITY " 21st Issue Spring 2009
The Hillbilly Doppler reports: Partly rowdy with a 100% chance of Raisin Cain.

Today's Weather

The Prater's Creek Gazette

" THE UPSTATE'S SHINING COMMUNITY "

21st Issue Spring 2009

Log Cabin Photo

The Hillbilly Doppler reports: Partly rowdy with a 100% chance of Raisin Cain.

Mayor Officially Declares Winter Over

By Irving O. Tarbox

SPECIAL TO THE GAZETTE

Boys, who had been oiling up their baseball gloves, waited for it. Girls, who were tired of being told to quit jumping rope in the house, were waiting for it. Grown men, who were tired of being yelled at by their wives for pitching horseshoes in the house, and practicing their bass casting indoors, were waiting on it. And the women, who were hoarse from yelling at their husbands and kids, were really waiting for it.

This morning, Mayor Allen Jones finally said the words that everyone was waiting to hear: "Winter is over folks and Spring has begun! So start throwing your horseshoes outdoors and you womenfolk throw your husbands and childrens outside!"

The First Gazette Swimsuit Issue!!

Over the past few years, we've had many readers ask, beg, plead, and threaten our staff to have a swimsuit issue. We finally caved in to our readers' wishes. Since Sports Illustrated has their swimsuit issue, we let our Sports Editor, Bubba McCalister and his brother Dorris, find our swimsuit models.