Sports

The Prater's Creek Gazette

19th Issue Fall 2008 Page #7

 As Compiled by Sports Editor Bubba McCalister and his brother Dorris

Famous Teen Actress Transfers to Prater's Creek High

 Emma Roberts, star of Nickolodeon Television's Unfabulous  and movies such as Nancy Drew, has transferred from Hollywood High in California and is attending Prater’s Creek High this semester. The  seventeen-year-old is also playing on the Lady Polecats lacrosse team. The team is in their second season and, like their inaugural season, all home games are sold out. With Ms. Roberts on the team, ticket holders have been offered as much as $1,000 for a single game’s ticket. Myrtle Hanson got mad at her husband, Doyle, a season ticket holder, ogling the athletic young ladies and sold his tickets for thirty thousand dollars on eBay. The season tickets have a face of $24.

Towel boy,er man, Chester Smith says “I just like to wipe the sweat off of Emma's brow. Sold one of them towels on eBay for $2500!"

Bears Den Back In Full Swig ,er, Swing

Grandpa, of The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show, and his buddies are making it dangerous to come down Sunset Road on Sunday afternoons. It's football season again and the NFL has kicked off and Grandpa and his other Chicago Bear friends are having a good 'ol time drinking a little homebrew, cooking dead animals and pulling for the greatest team on earth.

"We just hope there won't be any arrests" Grandpa told the Gazette", or life threatening injuries".

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