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Hillbilly Horoscopes |
The Prater's Creek Gazette 19th Issue Fall 2008 Page #6 |
LIBRA (SEPT.23-OCT.23)
Your ideas are stampeding out of your brain like a herd of cattle out of an
unclosed gate. Of course, when you come down and listen to that tape
you made of your great ideas you'll realize that gate was best left closed. SAGITTARIUS (NOV.22-DEC.21) It's all new to you, and you haven't received the best instructions, but remember to lather, rinse, and repeat. CAPRICORN (DEC.22-JAN.19) Keep your sense of humor and you'll really be amused. Just ask Uncle Carl. AQUARIUS (JAN.20-FEB.18) Your alter ego comes out for some fun. Tomorrow there will be drunken photos of you wearing a lampshade on your friend's MySpace page. PISCES (FEB.19-MARCH.20) The impulses you follow this afternoon....well your mama would be shocked. Let's hope she doesn't look at you friend's MySpace page. ARIES (MARCH.21-APRIL.19) Them people you hang out with are having too much influence on you. You done started drinking and carousing with women of questionable reputations. Good for you! TAURUS (APRIL.20-MAY.20) Take a day off from work and do something with your friends. Go out drinking and carousing.
GEMINI
(MAY.21-JUNE.21) Don't feel threatened
about not following
your regular routine. Your boss ain't gonna fire you
if you lay out of work
CANCER (JUNE.22-JULY.22) If an angel came to see you, would you make her feel at home? LEO (JULY.23-AUGUST.22) Why do need to need to love to be so old, when we could love free to die young and bold VIRGO (AUG.23-SEPT.22) The Devil said, "Scratch my back and I'll scratch your back for sure" so you have done all these sins for him.
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