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The Prater's Creek Gazette 19th Issue Fall 2008 Page #2 |
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Wedding Announcement
The newlyweds honeymooned in Cateechie where they arm wrestled and swam in the PCB filled waters. Obituary Mike Cord, longtime employed by local bluegrass band, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show, was laid to rest at the Old Sawmill, in Greenville, SC before one of the band's performances. Mike Cord, also know as "Blue" to the band, served the band for years. "We played a lot of great shows with that ol' Mike Cord" Grandpa told the Gazette. "Yeah" Cousin Ray added, "but we finally had to put Ol' Blue down" Local Rock Band To Host "BuddyHacketstock"
Well, he woke up with a sore big toe from the green room catering at the Carson show Buddy Hacket's got the gout He missed two days shooting the Love Bug because of uric acid buildup Buddy Hacket's got the gout (Chorus) When we get to the end there'll be no doubt What this song's all about All the little kiddies are gonna jump and shout "Buddy Hackett's got the gout!" He swore he'd never do it again but now he's at deli in Brooklyn Buddy Hackett's got the gout! He paid a $2 toll to cross the East River, now he's sittin' in front of a plate of chopped liver Buddy Hackett's got the gout When he'd play the Sahara for weeks on end, he'd go back east on a chopped liver binge Buddy Hackett's got the gout (Chorus) From the Vegas Strip to the Catskills to the Dean Martin Roasts where he always killed
He limped so bad they had to help him to his chair every time he played the Hollywood Squares Buddy Hackett's got the gout (chorus) Ting me a tong! Local Man Arrested Pickens County Sheriff David Stone says that Jimmy Moore ,of Prater's Creek , was arrested yesterday on charges of moonshining.
Try These On For Size There has been a lot of flak over Barrack Obama's lipstick/pig statement. Here is some substitutes.
"You can put...." rouge on a cow fingernail polish on a chicken's feet fishnets on a sheep diamonds on a duck stiletto heels on a mule earrings on a goat body glitter on a turkey eyeliner on a horse pushup bra on a polecat thong on a squirrel Sara Palin's glasses on an owl In related news, PETA has protested the statement because it deals with makeup on an animal.
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Mr. and Mrs. Zeke Haygood, of Stewart Gin Rd., proudly announce the marriage
of their daughter to their son. The ceremony was held on the Haygood farm
and featured the music of The Drovers Old
Time Medicine Show and lots of good food like
pig's feet, cornpone and sorghum. The new bride said she knew she'd marry
her brother "just like daddy married his sister".
The band that is driving all the debutantes crazy, Prater's Creek own, The
Minor Birds, will putting on a music festival on October 26. Jerry "The Rose
Always" Bryan, bassist for the band, says the festival is called "BuddyHackettstock"
and will "promote all things associated with the late great comedian, Buddy
Hackett. The band's new single is titled "Buddy Hackett's Got The Gout".
Below are the lyrics to their new single.
Buddy Hackett's got the gout
