Today's Weather |
The Prater's Creek Gazette " THE UPSTATE'S SHINING COMMUNITY " 19th Issue Fall 2008 |
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The Hillbilly Doppler reports: Partly rowdy with a 100% chance of Raisin Cain. |
Uncle Carl Winding Up Campaign |
By Irving O. Tarbox SPECIAL TO THE GAZETTE
Holding town hall meetings across the country and speaking to bingo crowds, Uncle Carl has picked up momentum and now has .000000000241 % of the potential vote according to Rotor Rooters Poling and Gallstone Poles. Though he is being outspent $100,000,000 to 1, and can't afford to compete with the TV ads and fancy banners of the other tickets, Uncle Carl and The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show has been traveling the back roads delivering the message of bluegrass and getting rid of artificial turf.
When
Uncle Carl announced that Big Jimmy
Moore would be his running mate, the press (but not this paper!) tried to
dig up some dirt on Moore,
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