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Letters to Santa

The Prater's Creek Gazette

20th Issue Winter 2008 Page #3


Santa Reading Letters

Dear Santa,

Iíve been a real good boy this year! Can you please bring me the complete Orson Bean DVD collection? Oh yeah, and a gift certificate to that BBQ joint we played on White Horse Rd.

Cousin Ray, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

I ainít gonna fill your pipe with a bunch of hooey. Iíve been very, very bad, but Iím gonna give it a shot. Iíd like a date with Emma Roberts and/or Cousin Dee! Iíll be leaving you a jug of my finest.

Grandpa, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

SnowmanDear Santa,

Howdy Santa! Iíve been real, real good this year! Can you bring me one of the new fangled putters? I'll leave you out a rack of ribs.

Dalvin, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

Iíve been a real good boy Santa! I'm real disappointed that I didn't win the election. Can you bring me a thousand "Uncle Carl in 2012" buttons? Iíll leave you out some cookies and milk!

Uncle Carl, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

Howdy Santa! I been an extra good girl this year! Can you bring me a video camera and a big olí Tootsie roll? And lots of surprises!

Spring Thomas, Praterís Creek High Head Cheerleader

Merry ChristmasDear Santa,

  How 'bout you brangin' me one of them bailouts?

 

                                          The Working Stiffs of America in Debt

 

Dear Santa,

   Can I have just one more chance, Santa? I swear I won't mess this one up!

 

                                                                         OJ Simpson

Toy SoldierDear Olí St Nick,

Iíve been purty good this year. I haven't worked in two years, since the robot started doing my job. All I'm asking for is to keep getting the $72 an hour for not having to work

Sam Polaski, UAW Local 56

Dear Santa,

      I've been a real good boy this year. Can you please get me a date with Danielle Bushy?

                                                                         Don Massey

Dear Santa,

                    I've been a real good boy. Can I get the DVD of "Leatherheads"?

Jerry ďThe Rose AlwaysĒ Bryan


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