The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show - Prater's Creek Gazette

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Letters to Santa	The Prater's Creek Gazette 20th Issue Winter 2008 Page #3

Dear Santa,

I’ve been a real good boy this year! Can you please bring me the complete Orson Bean DVD collection? Oh yeah, and a gift certificate to that BBQ joint we played on White Horse Rd.

Cousin Ray, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

I ain’t gonna fill your pipe with a bunch of hooey. I’ve been very, very bad, but I’m gonna give it a shot. I’d like a date with Emma Roberts and/or Cousin Dee! I’ll be leaving you a jug of my finest.

Grandpa, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

Howdy Santa! I’ve been real, real good this year! Can you bring me one of the new fangled putters? I'll leave you out a rack of ribs.

Dalvin, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

I’ve been a real good boy Santa! I'm real disappointed that I didn't win the election. Can you bring me a thousand "Uncle Carl in 2012" buttons? I’ll leave you out some cookies and milk!

Uncle Carl, The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

Howdy Santa! I been an extra good girl this year! Can you bring me a video camera and a big ol’ Tootsie roll? And lots of surprises!

Spring Thomas, Prater’s Creek High Head Cheerleader

Dear Santa,

How 'bout you brangin' me one of them bailouts?

The Working Stiffs of America in Debt

Dear Santa,

Can I have just one more chance, Santa? I swear I won't mess this one up!

OJ Simpson

Dear Ol’ St Nick,

I’ve been purty good this year. I haven't worked in two years, since the robot started doing my job. All I'm asking for is to keep getting the $72 an hour for not having to work

Sam Polaski, UAW Local 56

Dear Santa,

I've been a real good boy this year. Can you please get me a date with Danielle Bushy?

Don Massey

Dear Santa,

I've been a real good boy. Can I get the DVD of "Leatherheads"?

Jerry “The Rose Always” Bryan