Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) You feel good and you want everybody to know it. Strut your stuff! Someone nearby is watching. Your neighbor is a Peeping Tom.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Peer pressure is getting to you. But it takes more daring to go against the group than it is to do the brave/stupid thing that the group is doing. Of course everybody’s gonna call you “chicken” and you won’t have any friends.

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21) That Aquarius you’re in love with. They ain’t interested.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) Professionally you’ll have to prove yourself again and again, which gets old, but that is part of the job you have chosen. But remember that not everybody can be the guy who guesses weights at the county fair.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You’re full of promise, full of hope, full of dreams…. You’re just full of it.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) You will make somebody happier than they have ever been, and at the same time make them realize without you, life is nothing. (Cue Hank Williams)

Pisces (Feb 19- March 20) You make a great contribution to your neighborhood. You move far, far away.

Aries (March 21-April 19) It’s cosmically guaranteed: You the Man!!!

Taurus (April 20-May 20) Work is a drag until, or unless, you spice it up with your own flair. Start taking long breaks. Spend more time talking to that person you have had your eye on and works in another department. Sneak out when the bosses all leave and go get you some hot dogs. Whoops, they got you on camera!

Gemini (May 21-June 21) Juggling multiple groups of friends can be difficult, but necessary. You have one group of friends who you enjoy picking with, and the other group who wouldn’t be caught dead socializing with a banjo player.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) What you want to give might not be what others want to receive. Not everyone is enamored of your okrie flavored homemade ice cream.