Hillbilly Horoscopes

The Prater's Creek Gazette

23rd Issue Fall & Winter 2009 Page #4

 This Issue May Be The Last, So We Hope You Get A Good Forecast!

VIRGO (AUG.23-SEPT.22)  Waitin, watchin the clock, its four o'clock, its got to stop Tell him, take no more, she practices her speech.
LIBRA (SEPT.23-OCT.23) As he opens the door, she rolls over...Pretends to sleep as he looks her over.
SCORPIO (OCT.24-NOV.21)  You will reconnect with the love of your life, who you have not spoken to in 26 years, who still is in love with you also. You will marry her and live happily ever after.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV.22-DEC.21) You will write this newspaper begging us to stay in publication, because you know your life will be empty without The Gazette.

CAPRICORN (DEC.22-JAN.19) There's a kind of hush All over the world tonight All over the world People just like us are fallin' in love (that was so appropriate we kept this one from last issue's all Carpenters' lyrics horoscopes)

AQUARIUS (JAN.20-FEB.18) You've stolen my heart and I want you to remember, now what'll I do, living alone?
PISCES (FEB.19-MARCH20)  I can here you calling my name Or somebody’s whispering. That sounds like you.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL19) I can see you standing in the shade The sun is glistening And it’s blinding my view.
TAURUS (APRIL20-MAY20) I can feel your touch on my face I remember kissing you for the first time.
GEMINI (MAY21-JUNE21) Never loved anyone I never loved anybody But you Baby.
CANCER (JUNE22-JULY22)  Never been lucky baby I never bet a winner. But I’ll never say never again.
LEO (JULY23-AUGUST22) Two hearts are better than one, two hearts can get the job done.

GEMINI (MAY21-JUNE21) There's a darkness on the edge of town, there's a darkness on the ed ed ed ed ed edge of town.

LEO (JULY23-AUGUST22) Tell me everything will be OK if I just stay on my knees and keep praying believing in something. Tell me everything is all taken care of by those qualified to take care of it all.

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