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Letters to Santa	The Prater's Creek Gazette 8th Issue Winter 2005 Page #3

Dear Santa Claus,

I have been a good boy this year. I would like a red bicycle, a yo-yo, a Mr. Potato Head, and a big ol’ bag of M&Ms. And lots of surprises. My stocking will be the one that smells like feet and Desinex. My wife said she would leave out some milk and cookies for you Christmas Eve night.

Uncle Carl

The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa Claus,

Well, I ain’t been exactly "good" this year. But could you bring the Clemson Tigers basketball team a victory when they play up in Chapel Hill this season? Or if you can’t do that, could you bring the team somebody that can shoot free throws?

Homer

The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

Just bring me $10s and $20s. I just want my fair share.

Lucy

Dear Santa,

I’d like a new bowling ball. I got mad and smashed my old one with a ball-peen hammer. Oh yeah, and lots of surprises.

Allen Jones

Drovers Webmaster

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for my daddy to come home safe from Iraq. Me and mama miss him so much. Mama says that he’s keeping America safe from the bad guys.

The Proud Sons and

Daughters of Our Brave

Servicemen and women

Dear Jolly Ol’ St. Nick,

I have been extra good this year. Could you bring me the first season of Andy Griffith on DVD and a new basketball and a Case Sodbuster knife? I will leave some pickled buzzard eggs and buttermilk for you.

Cousin Ray

The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa Claus,

All I want for Christmas is for Beverly not to move away. I will leave you out some BBQ ribs and a jug of my finest.

Grandpa

The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa Claus,

I been real good this year. Could you bring me two John Prine CDs? My records got burned up when Grandpa got drunk and caught the house on fire. And speaking of Grandpa, could you please make sure he don’t drink too much? He’s awful blue right now. That girl he’s in love with is moving away and he’ll never see her again.

Dalvin

The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,

I have been a real sweet little girl Santa. I want some new pom poms and lots of Tootsie Rolls (they are my favorite!)

Spring Thomas

Head Cheerleader

Prater’s Creek High

Dear Santa Claus,

I want me this cat I found.

Dear Santa Claus,

Could bring us Peace On Earth and Good Will Toward Men?

The Staff of the Gazette