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Letters to Santa	The Prater's Creek Gazette 12th Issue Winter 2006 Page #3

Dear Santa,
I have been a good Drover this year. Could you bring one of them DDTs with that Crocodile Hunter fella on it?

Cousin Ray
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,
I have been a good, ah who I am I kidding?! You know when I’ve been bad or good. But please Santa, could you bring the Bears a Super Bowl win. I’ll leave you a jug of my finest and some beef jerky under the tree.

Grandpa
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,
Could you please bring me a new set of dentures? I lost mine in a poker game six months ago and have been gumming my vittles ever since. I’ll leave you some of my homemade Christmas cookies and some milk.

Jo Ellen Spivey

Dear Santa,
Could you bring me a new joke book? I need some new jokes. I mean, I really need some new jokes.

Uncle Carl
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,
Could you bring Uncle Carl some new jokes?

Grandpa
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,
I sure would like some new golf clubs. The ones you brought me two years ago don’t work anymore. I haven’t made dadgum par yet this year! And bring me lots of surprises too!

Dalvin
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show

Dear Santa,
I have been good this year and I’d like a Easy Bake oven and lots of surprises.
Spring Thomas

Dear Santa,
I have been extry good this year! Can you bring me a new fishing rod and big ol’ plug of Black Maria chewin’ tobacker? If you ain’t got none of that, I’ll take Cannonball.

Strawberry Belcher

Dear Santa,
We’ve been real good this year, ‘cept when we were smoking some rabbit tobacker and burnt down Daddy’s barn. Can you bring us a new hunting rifle and a dirt bike?

Timmy and Jimmy Flynn