Lifestyles
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Dear Ramona,
A few years back you wrote about summer safety. Could you
rerun that letter?
Salmonella in Salem, SC
Dear Sal,
Why sure! Here it is.
Folks,
there ain’t nothin’ that can ruin a picnic like getting
food poisoning.
Make sure you keep that
potato salad and
coleslaw in the ice chest right up until you are
ready to serve it. And try to keep items that need to stay cold in
shallow containers so it will stay cool all the way
through.
Make sure you keep your meat and poultry in double sealed bags and for
goodness sakes keep the meat in
separate coolers then you do your drinks.
And don’t let the drunkest fool be the grill man or
woman!
Have a Happy Summer Y’all!
Ramona
Dear Ramona,
I know after every picnic this summer that my boys will be wanting to go
swimming right after they eat. Can
you tell them that they need to wait an hour after eating before going
swimming?
Jean Campbell
Dear Jean,
That’s just an old wives’ tale honey! Now don’t let that pickled husband of
yours go swimming after polishing off a jug.
Ramona
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Local
Man's
Death
Ruled
Murder
The
wife of Farmer John Brown has been arrested by the Pickens County Sheriff
Department for the murder of her husband. Farmer John‘s death was originally
thought to be an accident. “Well, Mrs. Brown told us that he had been
shoeing a mule and was kicked in the head by the animal” Sheriff Stone
explained. “But on further investigation, we noticed that there was biscuit
dough in the wound. Then we figured out that the wound was from a rolling
pin”.
Town
To Hold
Annual July
4th C elebration
Prater’s
Creek will be having a big town picnic to celebrate the birth of our nation.
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show will be providing the music,
and there will be hot dog and watermelon eating contests. Mayor
Allen Jones urges everybody “to get there early for
the best place to spread out
your blanket”. The mayor promised the biggest fireworks show
ever. “Oh we are emptying out the town coffers for this celebration” Jones
proudly stated. “We bought almost $52 worth of fireworks!” The mayor also
added that Grandpa, of
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show, would “blow up a jug of ‘shine
for the occasion. The first time he did it back in ’66, it was an accident.
Grandpa quit smoking that night”.
Fireworks
Safety
Fire
Chief
“Flint” McCalister wants everybody to have a safe Fourth of July. He reminds:
1. Never give fireworks to young children.
2.
Always have close adult supervision.
3.
Even sparklers can be unsafe if used improperly.
Chief McCalister also had this to add: “If y’all ain’t done blowed yourself
up, come on by the Fire Station on Aug. 3rd for our BBQ Chicken
dinner. Plates are $5 for adults and $3 for children under twelve”. The
Chief also wanted to remind everybody that his band, Flint and the Flattops,
would be playing the dinner. The Fire Station is located on Stewart Gin
Road.
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