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Hillbilly Horoscopes

The Prater's Creek Gazette

15th Issue Fall 2007 Page #9

AstronomerThis issue’s horoscopes is courtesy of The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show, who saw all of these on church signs while they were out traveling last month.

VIRGO (AUG.23-Sept.22) Forget yourself for others and others will not forget you

LIBRA (SEPT.23-OCT.23) Self-respect is the fruit of self-discipline

SCORPIO (OCT.24-NOV.21) Never stop to give the Devil a ride, he will want to drive

SAGITTARIUS (NOV.22-DEC.21) Most of your worries are re-runs

CAPRICORN (DEC.22-JAN.19) Worry is the dark room where negatives are developed

AQUARIUS (JAN.20-FEB.18) Don’t swim in the sea of regrets

PISCES (FEB.19-MARCH.20) Like fire, words can either warm or burn

ARIES (MARCH.21-APRIL.19) Remember, kind words make good echoes

TAURUS (APRIL.20-MAY.20) Giving respect where it is due, gets us respect in return

GEMINI (MAY.21-JUNE.21) Making a misstake, I mean a misteak, no, a mistake is not a fault. Failing to correct it is.

CANCER (JUNE.22-JULY.22) Growing old is natural. Growing up is spiritual.

LEO (JULY.23-AUGUST.22) Bluegrass Singing This Sunday Morning

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